The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.
When I was born I was so surprised that I didn't talk for a year and a half.
All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old. [said when George Burns was only 64. He lived to be 100]
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
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Published Sources for Quotations Above:
F:
How to Become President," 1940.
R:
In "21st Century Dictionary of Quotations," by Princeton Language Institute , 1993.
A:
How to Become President," 1940.
N:
In "2,715 One-Line Quotations for Speakers, Writers & Raconteurs," by Edward F. Murphy, 1981.
K:
In "Words of Women Quotations for Success," by Power Dynamics Publishing, 1997.
