I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
"I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling'' thing got started?"
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
"Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles."