If it is your time love will track you down like a cruise missile. If you say "No! I don't want it right now," that's when you'll get it for sure.

You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump? That was my whole body.

Love will make a way out of no way.

Love is an exploding cigar which we willingly smoke.

When an attractive but ALOOF ("cool") man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.