"On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap groups and Dennis Hopper--all your choices should be so easy."

"If you close your eyes, you could just as well imagine me to be vintage Ali MacGraw, circa 1968."

Love is the only shocking act left on the face of the earth.

Madonna's got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.

A remembrance can mean nothing to the one remembered; it can only remind the ones left behind how little they did while you were still alive.